you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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