Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
