carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Every concussion has its silver lining
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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