Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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