I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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