so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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