Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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