like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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