On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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