If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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