I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
well most of my day revolves around power hour
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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