playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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