it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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