It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
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