rhymes with "ouble enetration"
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize
