i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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