Apparently you make a good broom.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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