Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I'm having to shit out rocks
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