? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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