I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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