whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
false alarm. still invincible.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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