White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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