she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
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