Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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