Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I have post one night stand depression
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