More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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