Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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