...so i touched it.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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