Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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