i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Randomize
