there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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