im having a threesome with these popsicles
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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