I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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