You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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