that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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