Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
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