discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
When are your genitals available?
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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