she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
vagina is talking i cant
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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