was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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