Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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