I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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