The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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