we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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