Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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