READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
it's like iHOP with fire
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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