We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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