This is not my ceiling
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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