Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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