I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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