On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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